The Village Witch’ September Sub Box

Yes, yes, I know it’s October already. But I am still sharing this one before I receive and share with you all the goodies of that from October.

Why so late?, you ask me. Well, to start with, the posties were late (I live in a different country from The Village Witch and it can be tricky).

Then my 40th birthday happened. (Happy birthday to me! Yey! 🎂🥂)

Then life happened, along with work (which reminds me I have some hexing to do…). And then university also happened. As you can imagine, a shitload of insanity fell on my lap and I am finally making sense of it all.

But now enough about my insane life and onto much better and yummy things such as this delicious sub box!

September’ Sub Box is all about Gratitude & Abundance. Which I am: I am very grateful that The Village Witch created the Hocus Pocus Hampers that we all, lovingly, nicknamed sub boxes. ❤️

What goodies did this sub box bring?

  • Handmade & blessed Make Way For Good salt (for cleansing and making way for positive vibes in our lives)
  • Handmade & blessed Reap Your Rewards aura spray (to bring positive abundance into our lives)
  • Handmade & blessed Harvest Home powder (for being thankful for what we have and harvest the good from our lives and keep it within our hearts)
  • Handmade & blessed Gratitude oil (which we can use to give thanks)
  • Handmade & blessed Keep Your Cupboards Full incense (to boost our abundance)
  • Handmade & blessed Harvest Home floor wash (same purpose as the Harvest Home powder)
  • A Make It Yourself Gratitude Tree Slice Hanger kit (with instructions for it in the kit itself)
  • A gorgeous Crystal Bookmark for our favourite books, the best Thank You gift I ever received from a shop ever!
  • A Yellow candle (its meaning is thankfulness and happiness)
  • TVW’s badge of the month (I love them so much!!!)
  • And a Treat Bag that has come and gone. 😋

Have you subscribed yet to TVW’ Sub Boxes or seen their Samhain Special Offer?

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Here’s TVW’ Samhain Special Offer

The Village Witch August Sub Box

This week my TVW August Hocus Pocus Hamper, AKA August Sub Box, arrived and it was one of the highlights of my week. This month’s theme is “Crossing & Go Away” which was definitely what I needed, to be fair.

Whenever I get this monthly surprise box of witchy goodies I go on “kid on Christmas morning” mode, huge grin, hyped and all. As anyone should be. After all, The Village Witch makes a point of sending top quality products for their clients, in amounts that clearly surpass the quantities we pay for.

“And what did August Sub Box bring?’, you might ask. Let me show you!

  • Handmade & blessed Get the Fuck Out Salt, to cleanse and remove negative energies (people and situations included)
  • Handmade & blessed Power Within Aura Spray, to boost our power within to deal with negativity
  • Handmade & blessed Bitch Be Gone Powder, to remove all bitchiness from our lives
  • Handmade & blessed Crossing Oil, to cross someone and send back whatever they send us
  • Handmade & blessed I Can, You Can’t Incense, to boost our own natural, personal power
  • Handmade & blessed Shut Up Floor Wash, which we can use to help stop gossip and lies
  • Handmade & blessed Back Off Ink, to make someone/something/a situation stay away from us (which we can use to decorate the easel of the next item on this list)
  • Mini Chalkboard Daily Spell Kit, with instructions as part of the kit
  • Handmade & blessed Pop-A-Spell Bubbles — I cannot tell you how much I am in love with this item. This “you’ve seen it on TVW first” spell is the cute purple flask in the photo. It brought me back treasured childhood memories and laced them with much needed magic. It also contains instructions on how to use it.
  • Black candle, for cleansing and bringing peace
  • TVW’s uber cute badge of the month. I love these and I am collecting them.
  • The ever delicious treat bag, with tea bags, candy and a snack.

Make sure to not confuse the treats with the witchy products. I know they all smell so yummy, but only the treat bag is edible.

Also, just so you know, September’s theme will be “Gratitude”, because there is always something in our lives we should be thankful for. And you will definitely want your October one. Just saying. 😉

Remember you can subscribe to these wonderful witchy treasure boxes until before the 8th of each month.

Go ahead! I double dare you! Then come and gush about your sub box with me. 🙃


TVW’s June and July Sub Boxes

Don’t think I am skipping telling you about The Village Witch Hocus Pocus Hampers, aka the lovely sub boxes.

While I was going through the magic drought and the 100000 things going in my life, I received 2 more sub boxes: June and July’s.

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June Sub Box

June Sub Box’s theme was “Solstice Fire” and it contained

  • Handmade & blessed Summer Solstice Cleansing Salt
  • Handmade & blessed Ignite Aura Spray
  • Handmade & blessed Precipitado Rojo Ink
  • Handmade & blessed Breath of Fire Oil
  • Handmade & blessed Summer Solstice Floor Wash
  • Lapis lazuli crystal point necklace
  • “Make it yourself” essential oil fragranced incense cones kit
  • Sunflower candle
  • TVW badge of the month
  • Treat bag
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July Sub Box

July Sub Box’s theme was “Uncrossing & Spellbreaking” and it contained

  • Handmade & blessed Uncrossing Cleansing Salt
  • Handmade & blessed Bye Bye Bad Shit Aura Spray
  • Handmade & blessed Spellbreaker Powder
  • Handmade & blessed Uncrossing Oil
  • Handmade & blessed Spellbreaker Incense
  • Handmade & blessed Jinx Removing Floor Wash
  • Sage Smudge Stick
  • “Make it yourself” Family Witch Bottle kit
  • White candle
  • TVW badge of the month
  • Treat bag

I can tell you I am a sucker for the treats. Always yummy! And those teas…!!! I could drink them all day long.

As for the products, I cannot stress enough: they smell wonderfully, but they are not to be ingested!!! Also, they work wonders.

If you are considering subscribing to a monthly witch kit, go with that of The Village Witch. I am a Traditional Witch, but if you’re from another Witchcraft path (for example, Wicca), you can certainly use the products as well (think banishing negative energies, think removing negative spellwork, think self-love, energy boosting, money & career spells).

Just to poke at your curiosity, August Sub Box’s theme will be Crossing. Because sometimes a Witch got to do what a Witch got to do.


Missed me?

I would like to start by apologising. Lately, it has been utterly insane. From work during the week and German classes (and the freaking tests) during the weekends, to a lot of crap that happened on a personal level along with health problems, my witchy levels have been quite low for the past 2 months.

Still, I am back and on German class vacations, which is also good as I can have something resembling a social life during my weekends, and going back to updating my blogs.

Today, I did a thing: a collective protection spell and a banishment spell for all negative energies, hexes and any other crap being flung against the names in the collective protection spell.

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Protection spell

I decided to be nice, this time. I am not sending any of it back (although whoever is doing it certainly deserves it). However, I won’t be so nice next time.

If you missed me, just know that I am back and I missed you too and I will post again soon.



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I am a witch, a conjurer, a healer
I am not evil, I can be kind
I work with energy,
Perhaps you think I’m all love and light
Don’t be mistaken, that’s a partial spark
Dare to hurt mine and I’ll go dark

I will go dark, be your worst nightmare
Don’t run, don’t hide,
Don’t even try.
Heed my warning, there’s no escape.
I am a witch,
Hurt mine, you won’t be spared.
Hurt mine and I’ll drown you in despair.


May Sub Box

I would like to start by apologising for not being around much, but life has been getting in the way again.

However, I could not not showing you this month’s The Village Witch sub box. The theme pertains to another kind of fertility: prosperity — money & success.

As always, although there is a bag of yummy treats, not everything is edible, so don’t let yourself be fooled by the delicious scents.

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May sub box

I am still in love and completely addicted to these sub boxes and there is no better way to grow your witchy stash.

Just so you know, a Village Witch told me that next month’ sub box’s theme is Fire. 🔥


Follow a blog…

Hello Witches and…Muggles (yes, I like the word and I am using it — Thank you JK Rowling!)
Today I am sharing with you another blog I enjoy and follow: The Urban Trad Witch.

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The Urban Trad Witch

The Urban Trad Witch is a great blog on Traditional Witchcraft written by a brilliantly sarcastic Traditional Witch.
Trust me, he won’t be beating around the bush, and he will be blunt in his writings, but you will learn a lot from this wise (and wiseass) Witch.

I love his blog to bits. And I hope you love it too.


I’m back!

Hi all!

Today’s post is a message.

To the person that reported my blog as spam:

I’m still here, love. You’ll have to try harder.
Also, you might want to remind yourself not to mess up with the not-so-love-and-light witch when crap starts hitting the fan on your little corner of the world.

In the meantime, lets celebrate my blog being back with a scene of one of my favourite witchy movies.

To those that follow me, what are your favourite witchy movies?


Follow a blog…

Today I am starting a new “section”, where I will be suggesting blogs that I am quite fond of.

Today’s blog is Walk of the Witch.

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This way to walk with the Witch

This Traditional Witch writes brilliantly! Emma-Louise is very insightful, funny, and she will tell you like it is without beating around the bush.

Take a look at her blog. You will love her!